旗袍原是清朝旗人妇女的服装，据考证，满人的旗袍下摆是不开衩的。最近书店“老照片”系列泛滥，仔细看民国前的旗袍的确不开衩，样式很土。特别是那领子很特别，立领，极高，高到腮边，硬邦邦很不舒服的样子。据我想来，估计是为了约束妇女的头部运动，使小脚女人更加显得“端庄”。

本世纪初的汉族人相对比较开化，把旗袍领子改低了。特别创意的是把下摆开了衩，那时的汉族男人都说这种服装很漂亮，很美。可是我在想，开衩无非是为了露出女人的大腿，当时的意识形态中女人的身体绝不是“艺术”，民国时的刘海粟几乎被认为是个流氓。就算今日，画个女人大腿之类的艺术还未为全体国人所接受。可是为什么这种服装在将近一个世纪前就已经是“美”的呢？

原因无非是男人喜欢，开衩能看到大腿，我想看旗袍开衩处裸露的大腿的男人，投入视力最多的肯定是开衩的最上方，就是靠近大腿根部的那片，而绝非是脚踝附近。于是就能联想到那看不到的腿根、私处，进而是床、是做爱。旗袍被认为是时装，只要穿的起，所有丈夫、父亲都不反对家里女人穿旗袍。但是极力反对自己的女儿或老婆穿开衩很高的旗袍。心里却希望的旗袍开衩高一点、再高一点。因为不好意思直接说：“对面的女孩给我看看大腿”，只好间接说开了衩的旗袍好看了。

老夫子说：“君子疾夫舍曰‘欲之’而必为之辞”嘴上假装没有邪念，夫子说这不是君子。

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国庆五十周年，普天同庆。上海台有一档联欢节目，里面有一个场景是五十六个演员穿着各民族传统服装（里面也有穿旗袍的满族妇女，只是有没有开衩没看清楚）。主持人朗诵：“我们团结各少数民族兄弟姐妹，一起建设我们美丽的祖国”。这句话不对，上纲上线的话就是反动！“我们”显然是代表汉族了，祖国是“我们”的？我在想：至少是着朗诵词的作者有强烈的狭隘民族意识，以“主人”至少是“领导”自居。明明想看女人大腿，确说旗袍好看！

美国宣布内阁人员名单，没有在国务卿奥尔布赖特名字的后面加上（女）、（犹太族）。也许是因为在美国看大腿不是件很稀奇的事情吧。

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鲁迅先生见过妓女夜晚倚门候客时穿开衩高的“似乎高到了腰间”的旗袍。妓女最好是“美”的，这样开价高，所以穿旗袍。开衩似乎到了腰间，无非是迎合“美”的概念，使自己更“美”，恨不得把自己吃饭的那个玩意也当街“美”出来。

某人标榜自己：“我当领导数十年来，从未贪污受贿。某某、某某等单位多次派人来我家塞我红包，均被我婉言谢绝了。”此人必是狗官。

不贪污受贿便以为功德。对待犯罪份子（行贿肯定是犯罪，行贿之人那便是罪犯了，刑法上这样规定的）只是“婉言谢绝”。因为不是他不受贿，而只是不敢受、不便受或图籍此为功德罢了。不然向他这样“正义之人”何不将对方扭送司法机关，办他个行贿之罪呢？

某友自加国归，哀叹前些日坐洋牢之苦。违反交通规则被洋警截住，慑于此国罚款高昂，偷偷塞洋警红包一个，央求“放一马”。这招在国内很行得通，就算偶然遇到“清官”，也会被认为“拎得清、识时务”，手下自然留情。想不到洋警掏出手铐，背剪我友双手，告曰：“本来只是罚款，现时将加告你‘贿赂国家公务员’之罪”。随后便成三月阶下囚。

由此想到刘青山、张子善直到陈希同，无不说自己曾经是乖的。又想到妓女为了“美”，就把旗袍的衩开到腰间。

另：行文至此，女友丫儿说她本是汉族，后母亲听说少数民族学生考学校可以加分，便走门路将丫儿的户口簿改了。丫儿从此随其外祖母姓，民族一栏也随其外祖母变成了“畲族”。既然口口声声说平等，为何又要厚此薄彼？无非就象男人骨子里想看旗袍开衩处的艳腿，嘴上不说罢了。

丫儿又说，旗袍开衩是辛亥革命时期，女性为反封建所为。我就很纳闷，这不是女人作践自己吗？为了“反封建”而存心给男人看大腿？这好象和扯断裹脚布是两回事情。

网友jianjian今日搬场，我去帮忙，完事后jianjian在饭店犒劳众兄弟。席间见一服务员小姐着一旗袍，开衩“似乎到了腰间”不算，设计者别出心裁地在领扣下方开了个细茄子状的洞，“茄子”深达乳沟。

Qing Manchu cheongsam was originally a women's clothing, according to research, Manchu cheongsam hem is not open vent to. Recent book "Old Photo" series spread, a close look at the former Republic of China cheongsam did not slits, style is soil. In particular, that very special collar, standing collar, high, high to Saibian, stiff uncomfortable look. I wanted to come, it is estimated that in order to restrict women's head movement, so that women with bound feet seem more "dignified."

The beginning of this century, Han relatively civilized, to lower the collar of the cheongsam. In particular is the next creative and laid them out of the panties, when the Han Chinese man told me that this clothing is very beautiful, very beautiful. But I wonder no more than slits in order to reveal a woman's thigh, then the ideology of a woman's body is definitely not "art", when the Republic of China Liu Haisu almost be considered a rogue. Even today, painting a woman thighs like art not acceptable to all people. But why this clothing in nearly a century ago was "beautiful" it?

Reason is nothing but a man like slits to see the thigh, I want to see traditional costumes and bare thigh slits Department man, certainly the most visual input slits at the top is close to the root of that piece of thigh, rather than a near the ankle. So can not see Tuigen reminds, private parts, and then to bed, is sex. Cheongsam is considered fashion, as long as the clothing, all husbands, fathers do not oppose the home woman wearing cheongsam. But strongly opposed to his daughter or wife to wear cheongsam high slits. Mind, however, want the cheongsam slits higher, higher. Because direct embarrassed, said: "Show me the girl across the thigh," so he indirectly said that he had a beautiful cheongsam panties.

Confucius said: "house husband illness gentleman said, 'Desire' and will certainly say words" mouth pretended not to have evil thoughts, Master said that this is not a gentleman.

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National Day of the fiftieth anniversary, celebrate. Shanghai-Taiwan parties and a file, which has a scene 56 actors dressed in traditional costumes of various nationalities (which is also the Manchu women wore cheongsam, but there are no slits did not see clearly). Moderator recite: "We unite all ethnic brothers and sisters, along with construction of our beautiful country." This sentence does not, and labeling it is reactionary! "We" is clearly representative of the Han, and the motherland is the "we"? I think: at least the reading of the word has a strong narrow nationalism to the "owner" at least "leadership" itself. Obviously want to see a woman thighs, does that cheongsam looks great!

United States announced the list of Cabinet officers, Secretary of State Madeleine Albright did not name followed by the (female), (Jewish). Perhaps because of the thigh in the United States is not great curiosities to see things right.

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Mr. Lu Yi Men have seen prostitutes waiting for customers at night wearing high slits "seems high to the waist," the cheongsam. Prostitutes best "beauty", so the high asking price, so wear a cheongsam. Slits to the waist seems, is nothing more than pandering to the "America" concept, to make themselves more "beautiful", can not wait to eat the stuff himself also Adam Street "America" out.

Itself as a person: "I am the leader for decades, never corruption. So and so, so and so many other units sent to my home, plug me red packets, were I politely refused." This man is a Gouguan.

That corruption would not merit. Treatment of criminals (bribery certainly is a crime, bribery of the people and that is criminals, and criminal law so provides) only "decline with thanks." Because it is not that he did not accept bribes, but not subject to, inconvenience, or plan to take to merit by Bale. Otherwise, to him that "justice" and why not the other seized and turned over the judiciary, to do him a bribery offense?

Return from Canada in a friendly, lamented some days before the sitting foreign prison suffering. Violation of traffic regulations by foreign police stopped, intimidated by the high fines in this country, secretly foreign police a red envelope, begged, "let a horse." This move is feasible in the country, even if an occasional "clean government" would be considered "carry her so clear, understand the times," men of natural mercy. Can not think of foreign police took out handcuffs, back cut my friends hands, Gu Yue: "It was just fine, now will add to sue you 'bribe public servants' of the crime." Then it becomes prisoner in March.

This at Chin-San Liu, Zhang Zishan until Chen Xitong, without exception, said he had been well-behaved. Think of a prostitute in order to "United States", put the panties cheongsam open to the waist.

Another: drafting this point, the girlfriend said she was originally Ya Han children, after her mother heard that minority students extra points exam schools, they take the opportunities to Ya children's booklet changed. Ah children with their grandmother name from the nation with his grandmother, a column has become a "She." As repeatedly said that equality, then why differently? Nothing like a man deep down want to see the cheongsam slits Department Yan legs, lips are not just referring to.

Ah child said, cheongsam slits that during the Revolution, women are the anti-feudal. I am very puzzled, this is not a woman spoil yourself? In order to "anti-feudal" and deliberately made for men thigh? This seems to love and tearing their bindings are two different things.

User jianjian today Trackbacks, I went to help, complete the hotel after jianjian rewarded his brothers. During the evening saw a waitress with a cheongsam, slits "seems to the waist" are not, designers ingenuity in the collar button below to open up a small eggplant-shaped hole, "eggplant" deep cleavage.